Dec 1

If you were a Canadian (like me) living in the United States (like me) (or even, gasp! vice versa) you might have to deal with the small unpleasantness of having to sort out the issue of immunizations and school and the territory in between. You might have to show your child’s school evidence of said shots and this may have involved all sorts of trips to and from the doctor and phone calls to and from doctor’s offices, public health offices and hospitals all over civilization and harried conversations regarding records, faxes and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY. And after these many phone calls without any resulting yelling or expulsion of your child from her (or his) school you might relax and choose to believe that all required faxes have been sent and received and that these things will sort themselves out.

You would be wrong.

Because after three full months of school your child’s school might finally get around to checking out the forms submitted when she enrolled in school and they might call you and leave a message on your phone in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS telling you it’s Very Important that they get your child’s Immunization Records because she May Not Attend School without Proper Documentation of her Vaccinations.

So you, being a responsible parents, would speak with the school nurses and discuss the reasons for the delinquent information (our records are in Canada and apparently faxing documents across the border is Very Hard). The nurses would probably be calmed by your Responsible Parent Voice and give you permission to bring in your personal documentation of your child’s frequent puncturage the following Monday. Which you would go ahead and do because you care about following rules.

When you bring the school nurse the information she requires she would reward your conscientiousness with a damning proclamation; your child is not fully vaccinated! UNCLEAN!!! The USA requires Hepatitis B vaccinations and Canada does not. Your child must not be allowed to pollute the school air with her dirty, unvaccinated little self one second longer (nevermind that she has already attended school for three months)!

And so you might be told to take your child home so as not to defile the purity of the school atmosphere. And your child might be brought from her classroom in tears, not wanting to leave school and you might feel ashamed, as though you had done something wrong, even though you know you haven’t.

If you were like me you might start playing phone tag (once again) with two different Canadian offices to try and get your child’s immunization records faxed to your new doctor’s office so that your doctor can sign a form for the school so they can untie the giant knot their panties are in. But both offices say they faxed those forms back in September like you asked them to. When you ask them to do it again you would probably discover that the number they originally faxed to was incorrect. So you would get them to do it again.

You would make phone calls to the doctor’s office to see if your leperous child can be immunized today so that she can return to school tomorrow. The child would weep because she fears shots like little else in this world. I mean *if* you had that kind of a kid.

And after your child is punctured you would probably ask them to confirm that they received the faxes from Canada. But they would dismiss you disdainfully, saying they had received no such fax. Because that’s the kind of day it is, and apparently fax machines in Canada are made from twigs and leaves and therefore take much longer to cross the border to America, the blessed land of technological ingenuity. 

So you would go home and although you should be making more calls to verbally kick some ass you might be feeling a tad discouraged and you might need to break down and cry for a while. Especially after your husband does some searching online and discovers that the first fax number, given to you in September was actually the right one and not the one given to you today. Then you might just want to lock yourself in the closet for a few years. I mean, that’s how I would feel if it were me.

But it’s so totally not me.

Sep 11

Some of this…

Aaaaand a little of this…

And let’s not forget this…

And this too…

Sep 2

Oh hey! Are you still here? Funny story…I kind of forgot about the blog for a few days. It’s nice of you to wait for me though. I’ve been busy with moving all our stuff our one duffel bag per person and unpacking hundreds of boxes buying air mattresses, pillows, blankets, towels and other necessities we can’t do without until our stuff comes next year in the next week or two.

This may come as a surprise to y’all (as it did to me) but living without *stuff* is extremely inconvenient. Little stupid things like not having paper towels become one huge pain in the ass when you have nothing else to improvise with. Good thing I am so longsuffering. *cough* Ah hem.

Also, while the kids are loving the huge empty house to run around in like rabid greyhounds racing around a track, they have been unusually crabby since we arrived in our ocean paradise. I attribute this mainly to the fact that it’s yet another strange place (the 10th different place we’ve been in since May 31st if you count hotels) and once again, we aren’t settling in for real yet.  I blame the moving company and their constant procrastination and their shitty delivery schedule.  For everything. They can expect a letter:

Dear Allied Van Lines, We are out of orange juice, you bastards!

Dear Allied Van Lines, I am constipated and it’s all your fault, you animals!

Dear Allied Van Lines, My son ate macaroni off the floor. Where is your humanity????

To top off the annoyance factor this week, the hubby has to go to the west coast. Again. And then come back for the weekend. And then fly back to the west coast for all of next week. Which sounds a hell of a lot more glamorous than it is.  

What that really means is that IF our belongings are miraculously delivered next week, the movers will have the privilege and delight of my wrath and/or shrew-like demeanor.  It won’t be pretty. But it will be fun.

That said, the house is amazing. The landlord did a great job cleaning, patching, painting, and even refinishing the floors where they had become worn.  Also? Did I mention THE OCEAN IS OUTSIDE? It’s hard to stay grumpy when the ocean is in your back yard. Plus, I have a jacuzzi tub the size of a port-a-potty in my master bath! (I know, the analogy is kind of gross, but that’s the best I can do in my current state of mind. Hopefully better posts to follow soon! Thanks for sticking with me.  I am now going to fall asleep to the sound of waves breaking on the shore. PS- The bragging probably won’t stop any time soon. If it annoys you, I apologize don’t let the door hit you on the way out.)

Aug 30

We’ve had such a stupid week that I have neglected to say what an awesome weekend we had pretending we are still kidless and young enough to rock and roll all night and party evah-ree-day.  Some Canadian friends came down to visit us (it is SO WEIRD to be classifying friends by what country they’re from!) and it was so much fun. While we’ve been having a good time doing the tourist thing here in Boston, we’ve really been missing spending time with good friends who we know and who know us. 

To top off the fun of having our friends here the clouds parted and the angels sang and Tina offered to babysit so we could go out sans kids which was great because we basically acted like kids the whole night. 

First, we giggled at the name of a Chinese restaurant because we’re all 8 years old….

 

Then we went to a bar that had it’s menu in the form of a giant periodic table and lab stools for seating because the four of us are HUGE GEEKS and that’s exactly the kind of gimmick that catches our attention.

Then we annoyed our server because we aren’t familiar with American beers. Once we got the beer we cracked open a nice cold can of Canadian superiority over the lower alcohol content of sissy American beers. Ok, well I didn’t actually have any beer because I’m a big baby and only drink alcoholic drinks that taste like sugar fruity and sweet. 

But it was so much fun to just let loose and laugh! S and T, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR VISITING! And T, thanks for this “Blue Steel” picture. Because it makes me happy every time I look at it.

Know what else made me happier than is reasonable? Spending an hour in a drug store investigating products that are not sold in Canada or that are different between Canada and the US, and having friends who agreed with us when we said “That is just SO WEIRD.” Like why the unit price is posted for every item? Like I care that I’m getting the best deal per pound on deodorant? We did spend a long time searching for the item in the store with the most expensive unit price (I think it was condoms, if you’re wondering). It may have been kind of a lame and geeky night out. But I embrace it!

The next day we went to the beach where we quickly buried our kids in the sand so wouldn’t have to pay too much attention to them:

 

But when we started burying our friends in the sand, too, people started to look at us funny.  

Still, a good time was had by all. My son personally inspected each grain of sand and pronounced it acceptable.

Then we decided to have dinner at the “Cheers Bar” (the outside of the bar was filmed as the outside of the bar in the hit TV show Cheers, the inside was not shown in the show, nor does the inside resemble the set of Cheers) …

…which is not actually called “Cheers” but is actually called “The Bull & Finch Pub“…

…and where everyone did not actually know our name so much as want to take our money. But the service was great, the food was good (and reasonably priced) and we had a fantastic time together.

Our friends cheered up immensely and it is only because I had such a FABULOUS weekend that I did not reach through the phone and pull out the spleen of our contact at the moving company when he told us that our belongings will now not be reaching us until September 11. And by September 11, I’m pretty sure he means December.

Aug 29

I haven’t posted much this week. Because there has been shit going on.  Or down. Or NOT going down, as the case may be. We are having serious issues with customer service at almost every turn. It seems that we have done something to incur the wrath of almost everyone in the. whole. world. There can be no other explanation for why we are thwarted at every turn, treated like imbeciles, screwed until we beg for mercy (and I don’t mean the good kind of screwing).

I wanted to say that US customer service blows chunks because we have had SO VERY MANY bad experiences since we arrived in America. But I have come to believe it has more to do with the fact that there is something fundamentally inspiring to bureaucrats that emanates from myself and the hubby in particular, and not the fair United States.

Need some examples of what is going wrong?

Well, you already heard me whine about the circus that was our medical issues. They have since been straightened out.

Then there is school: I was told I could not enroll my daughter in school until we were physically living in the city where the school is located. Even though I had my lease in hand, proving that we would be living there as of September 1. The school wasn’t going to allow her to come to the half hour orientation this past week because she isn’t technically a resident of the city yet. Seriously? Who the EFF cares? I made some calls to the superintendent’s office and it was eventually worked out. But it shouldn’t have been so complicated.

And then there was setting up power and electricity. I couldn’t call and do it because I don’t have an SSN and they would need all kinds of other identification faxed to them if I were to set it up. So I attempted to do it online with the hubby’s info. But, as always happens, it was more complicated than it was supposed to be. And I had to call the customer service line in order to get help. Where they offered to just finish setting it up online. But then they couldn’t because…see above. So it took 87 hours to get the power set up. The electricity was supposedly set up - but then we received an email requesting the hubby send some faxed copies of his identification. Which he did. Then never heard from them again to find out if we would be allowed the privilege of buying the electric company’s electricity. So when he called to find out what was going on the automated system was broken and wouldn’t accept any information he entered verbally or by punching buttons. And then hung up on him. FOUR TIMES. When he tried calling a different area and spoke to a person he was told that yes, our electricity had indeed been set up ON AUGUST 20TH. Despite the fact that we requested it to start SEPTEMBER 1ST. Because who doesn’t like paying for someone else’s electricity?

Oh yes, and we had the nonsense with getting our phones set up. And then the phones we worked so hard to get have not been getting the days and days of battery power that we were promised. So we are switching them for new ones.

I’ve been calling places all week changing our records so that banks and doctor’s offices have our current contact/mailing info after we move.  I tried calling our health insurance provider’s office to give them our updated info. But they wouldn’t take it! No, that info has to come through the hubby’s work. Because they don’t have enough things to be doing. It certainly makes sense to refuse to take info from ME when I have gone through the effort to phone you, rather than to get it through a third party. Yes, that is totally reasonable, right? (GAH!!!)

And the icing on the cake? The movers, who have been telling us all along that we should have our household goods delivered to us by this Tuesday, Sept. 2, are now suddenly saying it could be as late as September 9th. And no matter what we say to them, they refuse to even attempt to do anything about it. They are just poor helpless victims who have no control over this very complicated process. Well, no control over anything EXCEPT MY EFFING STUFF Yes, this biggest of all the screwups, is happening by a Canadian office of Allied Van Lines (Note to the world: NEVER use Allied Van Lines unless you want no communication from the people who are holding your belongings hostage and a drunk to throw your shit around carelessly when they’re loading the truck. If that’s what you want, you’ll definitely be satisfied.). 

But really, I’m looking forward to living in our beautiful new house with no beds, linens, chairs, dishes, cooking utensils, or anything else that I own. I’m sure my kids will love having picnics on the floor and eating take-out every night. 

Somebody kill me.

I’m sorry. I can’t even make my whining eloquent today. I’m too mad and frustrated and ready to just throw up my hands and cry “uncle”! If I thought that it would help, I would have done it a long time ago.

Aug 21

So we’re just over a week from moving into our new place.  The place that I am so excited about. The place with an ocean view and the whole beach for our backyard. And a nice big kitchen. And new appliances that don’t squeal like a stuck pig when operating!  I can hardly wait! 

Another feature that is HUGE (for me) is that we will have 2.5 bathrooms! That is exactly 1.5 bathrooms MORE than we had at our last place and I could not be happier.  The hubby thinks this excessive bathroomage is over the top. But he is generally pleased that there is more than one place to pee.

Until yesterday. Yesterday the hubby started making crazy suggestions.  And not the “wacky” kind of crazy either. We’re talking drooling in a straightjacket, eating your own feces, LOCK ME UP ‘CAUSE I’M ONE HELLA CUH-RAY-ZAY EM-EFFER!

Yes, he actually suggested we use one of the bathrooms for a purpose other than bathroom-type activities. Like a storage room. A STORAGE ROOM! 

Someone call the looney-bin because my husband is officially certifiable. Clearly the stress of the last few months has caused his break with reality.

Here’s how the conversation went:

The hubby:

“I’ve been thinking…” *drools, wipes away drool* “What if we used one of the bathrooms for storage space? 2.5 bathrooms is a lot of bathroom. There must be some way to repurpose one of those rooms. Like turn it into a fitness center? Or how about a yoga salon? Hey! Hey! How about a karaoke bar??! BLAAAAABLBBLBLBBLBLBBBLAAAA!!!!”  

Me:

Have you lost your ever loving mind? I am finally going to have a dream jacuzzi tub and a beautiful double wide shower - both of which will not be available to the kids! We have OUR OWN FULL MASTER BATHROOM! Why would you want to give that up??? We aren’t hard pressed for storage, why would you even suggest such a horrendous thing?”

…or a PETTING ZOO!!! What about that? Some kind of miniature Wild Animal Theme Park?! Or we could use it as a recycling centre for paper and bottles and cans…”

*sigh*

The five year old:

“We could store my dressup clothes in the bathroom!”  *Holy crap! More than one potty to pee in! I can’t wait to try them all!*

The two year old:

*So I could be flushing toys down one of the two upstairs toilets while my mom is fishing out the toys I dumped in the downstairs toilet Awesome!*

(If you want to face YOUR manga, click here.)

Aug 17

As of September 1? Mine.

Aug 10

I wanted to publish this just to let you know that I’m not always whining things are finally looking up around here.  The sea of red tape has parted (mostly) and we have been able to accomplish the following things:

* All 4 of us have family doctors/pediatricians who we will be seen by within a month or just over a month for “new patient visits”

* As I said on Friday, I was able to get into the Diabetes Centre in town and now have access to much needed prescriptions. Turns out America doesn’t want me to die after all!

* I am almost through the process of setting up two different mail-order services to send me insulin and insulin pump supplies (no more pharmacies!!!!).

* We were FINALLY able to get our money transferred from Canadian to American bank accounts (I NEVER want to do this EVER AGAIN) which means…

* We were able to pay our full deposit to our new landlords.  They have been EXCEEDINGLY patient. If I were them I would have rolled my eyes and said “Whatev, DEADBEATS. I’m so giving this place to someone who has actual money (not Canadian Dollars).”  

* We were able to get gas and electricity set up for our new place!  A minor miracle as the company’s website is designed to entrap potential customers in a loop of entering passwords, denial of account numbers and repeated accusations (You appear to be a terrorist. Please call our customer service line for help setting up your service.).

These things matter to NO ONE except me but it’s all to say that things are looking up over here.  And I haven’t had to talk to our health insurance company in TWO WHOLE DAYS!!! WOOOHOOO!

Also? It is just three weeks until we move to our new condo which is on the shores of the Atlantic Ocean! WE. ARE. SO. EXCITED. By the time we move in it will have been three months of temporary living quarters and I can’t wait to settle back in to my own home.

May 22

I just realized that a bunch of you posted on some of my last posts and that I never got the normal emails that LJ ususally sends to say there have been comments. I’m not sure what’s up with that but I’ll check on it.  In the meantime, thanks for reading! I was starting to think y’all had forgotten about me. :)

It has been a week and a half since I arrived in London.  I am finally starting to feel settled.  We have basically unpacked and I am slowly adjusting to my new habitat. It doesn’t feel like “home” yet. But it doesn’t feel as strange and unfamiliar as it did last week.  There have been some really wonderful discoveries this week and some interesting observations and some annoyances and negative things that I have learned about London. And now, let the randomness commence!

I found a beautiful park by the river here.  It is huge and has a nice playground, a spray park, walking paths that go for miles, and tonnes of Canada geese and ducks.  We went there last week with a new friend and the geese ate bread out of our hands. There were a lot of little goslings that were totally adorable!  It was a highlight of the week for me. 

Another highlight has been the Farmer’s Market that is near our house.  It is only about a five minute walk and it seriously is the best farmer’s market I’ve ever gone to. (Although I do recognize I have limited experience!) They sell all kinds of fruit and vegetables, meat, cheese, eggs, bread (and other baked goods), coffee, honey, really beautiful and cheap flowers, and all kinds of yummy things to eat.  We went on Saturday and only bought a few things but the prices were so reasonable I’m planning to start buying all my produce there. And we bought some fresh-out-of-the-deep-fryer apple fritters that were unbelievable!  I can’t wait to go again!  The walk was pleasant and I was so happy to find this gem in the ghetto!

There are seriously Tim Hortons EVERYWHERE here. There are two within walking distance of our house!  Does that seem excessive?  I think it’s an Ontario thing because even in my husband’s home town in northern Ontario there are a lot of Tim Hortons for the smallish population of the city.  I know it’s popular, but come ON people!!!  I feel like I will stick out like a sore thumb if I don’t walk around gently caressing my Tim’s coffee cup!

I met some really nice people this week. All of them are spouses of other Ivey students. They actually have “support group” of sorts for those of us who are here with our husbands or wives (although it seems we are mostly wives).  The group is called the Ivey Circle which totally sounds like a cult.  I am so going to give myself a secret name.   But the women I met are so nice. Some have been here since last fall as their husbands started in the October program and they have been very welcoming and full of good tips and encouragement.  Others, like me, have just arrived and are going through the very same things so it is nice to have a network of people to share my concerns and frustrations with.  A few of us had a small get-together over dinner the other night and at the end of the evening I felt that these women were old friends already.  I am truly looking forward to getting to know them better. 

Hubby has caved and bought a “milk pitcher” but I am still persevering in my quest for 4L jugs (Have I mentioned that I feel the frequent use of the word “jugs” is starting to make me feel dirty?).  I found one Macs that sells them but they didn’t sell skim milk, which is what we drink.  I keep hearing that some places sell them so I’m going to continue to search. But for now I’ve had to give in  to using the little pitcher.  I’m tempted to draw the anarchy symbol on it with a sharpie or “Down With Bags!”.  But that might annoy my husbands and Ontario neighbors. I’m trying not to whine about it, really. But it just enfuriates me so damn much!  Why is that?  I guess I just have to pick something to obsess over and milk bags won the day.

I have noticed that the gas stations here do not change their prices at the same time. Ever.  At any given time you can find gas stations that are a couple cents higher and lower than the average. I find this strange. Do you?

It smells like a greenhouse here.  It hasn’t generally felt too humid but when it’s warm you can smell flowers everywhere and it smells exactly like walking through the inside of a greenhouse.  Really nice.  I’ve got a bunch of perennials starting to bloom in my yard and that is kind of fun!

You would think the market would be saturated with “corner stores” around here. I know I mentioned it in a previous post but I really can’t believe how many of them there are around here!  There are also crossing guards. Not just by schools. In random places on busy streets.  I walked with the kids in the stroller today and a real, honest-to-goodness crossing guard in a flourescent orange vest stopped traffic for me!  He even blew on a whistle!  How awesome is that?

The biggest frustration of the week (other than the ongoing milk bag fiasco) is that I wanted to get groceries yesterday, Victoria Day, and do you think ANY grocery stores were open??? No! Of course not!  Apparently there is a bylaw in Ontario that prevents certain items from being sold. The corner stores are open but the liquor/beer stores are closed, all grocery stores are closed, Walmart is closed (except for their garden centre), and, although Shoppers Drug Mart was open, half the store was blocked off because there are specific products they are not allowed to sell because of some Ontario legislation. I know this because they had signs up apologizing for the idiocy of the whole thing.  I mean really, a closed store is one thing, but opening the store and then not allowing you to shop in all of it??? I needed diapers for crying out loud!  I was ready to start tunneling through the shelves to get to them, that’s how desperate I was!  I will definitely not make that mistake again.  I just assumed that it would be like Saskatchewan, where grocery stores open for shorter hours.  But, as usual, Ontario wants to remind the world that it is so NOT like anywhere else.  Boo.

I know there is more but that’s all I can think of for now. I promise pictures of the inside of the house are coming soon!  Really!

May 15

Well so much has happened in the past few weeks and I have thought about blogging every day but there always seemed to be too much to sum up in the time that I had so I put it off. Of course the next day there was even more. So now I’ve decided to give you the brief update with the pictures below.  Stop laughing. Yes, I realize there are like 187 pictures here.  I promise I’ll try not to be too long-winded.

So we took on the big job of packing up our things in Saskatoon.  I realized that it is very different when you are packing for a long distance move as opposed to within the city.  Just about everything had to be boxed and secured.  The kids enjoyed the craziness more than I did.  They thought the boxes piled up were great forts and climbing opportunities.  Until I packed up the toys.  Then Avery announced that she doesn’t like moving.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are a few shots of the chaos that was our house. This is the night before the moving van arrived. It is a truly bizarre thing to have all your worldly possessions in boxes.  But it was a great chance to get rid of a lot of stuff. In fact, when I started unpacking here in London, there were still a few things that I was questioning why I felt compelled to bring them across the country.

We’re going to miss that house.  It was good to us.

As the movers packed up the van I ran a few errands around Saskatoon and hung out at McDonalds with my sister and some friends.  Karla took Kieran up into the playland climbing structure which he thought was pretty great.  I got some really nice shots of the two of them.

 

 

 

 

We asked Avery to help me hold up the “Sold” sign for our house and this was the result!  Cute.  But bitter sweet.  PS- If you live in Saskatoon and want a good realtor, Dennis is the best!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With the van packed we said goodbye to some dear friends and hopped in our car.  We stopped for this final shot of our dear Saskatoon.  This move is particularly hard for me as I have lived here most of my life.  I love the prairies fiercely and it’s going to be hard to be away.  Especially not knowing if we’ll be back.  But I am really going to try to have a good attitude!

We made it to Manitoba that day and settled in to spend some time with my parents.  Colin stayed for 2 days before continuing on to London.  The kids and I had a great time relaxing and taking a break from responsibilities.  The kids enjoyed this swing in my parents’ front yard and going hot tubbing.  Kieran even got his first hair cut, courtesy of my dad and his clippers.  I thought it might freak him out but he thought it was hilarious and smiled and laughed through most of it.

After about 10 days I was ready to finally get to our new home and start our new life.  The break was good for me but I was getting antsy and it was time to move on.  We flew from Winnipeg to London on May 11.  Kieran was a big of a pain on the plane. He could have been worse but flying with an almost one year old is not my idea of a good time.  Avery was great.  I am blessed to have such an obedient daughter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is a very bizarre thing to land in a new city that you’ve never even visited and suddenly be calling it “home”.  Someone on the plane asked me if I was from London and I was just about to say “no” when the reality dawned on me.  “I guess I am, now” I responded.  It definitely wasn’t a good feeling.  I don’t like the unfamiliar.  I don’t like not knowing where I am going.  I don’t like being so far away from all my friends and loved ones.  The only great comfort was that my hubby was there to greet me when I got off the plane.  He pointed out some highlights as he drove us “home” and I realized that my time spent pouring over google maps trying to find where different rental properties were in relation to the University was not a waste. I feel that I am quite familiar with a lot of the main roads and I can at least find my way to a number of important places (ie. grocery stores, malls, etc.).  The whole experience has been nothing short of overwhelming.  The unpacking is coming along and we are slowly making this house feel like home. 

The house we are renting is a very old house. About 100 years old, I believe.  We have never lived in what could be called an “old” house.  I have learned something important about myself in the days since I arrived here.  I am NOT and old house person.  I am most definitely a new house person.  I love the idea of an old house. But in practice I am thinking it is so not worth it.  If I were to buy an old house to renovate I would basically just totally redo every single thing about it. So why not build a new house in the style of an older house?  I know some people are into renovating and bless your little hearts, you certainly have my admiration!  But I think one year will be enough to cure me of any attraction I have to “character homes”.  The owners of this house are clearly not as anal as we are.  There are so many little things about this home that we would have changed.  Like some outlets and light switches have been updated while others haven’t, the cupboards on the island in the kitchen are missing handles, huge patches of chipped or damaged paint on the walls that needs to be touched up, 3 different types of carpet and 4 other types of flooring (hardwood, lino, laminate and tile - and we’re not talking a big house here.  It looks weird.)  The bathtub, as you might be able to see in this picture, has been repainted at some point (I didn’t know you could paint bathtubs).  The paint is now chipping off like CRAZY.  When our kids take a bath there are a tonne of little white paint-floaties.  I am thinking it is not going to be good for their health when they drink up the bathwater, which they both do, as if I only allow them to drink at bath time.  Maybe it’s just me. But really, something needs to be done about this. 

BUT. But we do have an adorable little backyard. MUCH smaller than what we had in Saskatoon, but that’s ok.  What you see in the picture above is pretty much it.  There are perennials all around the border and two pear trees and a bunch of rosebushes of some kind that apparently bloom like crazy for one week in June.  We also have a little deck.  We don’t get to use the garage for our vehicle but our landlords are letting us store some of our extra junk in there which is awesome.  All in all the house is mediocre.  The rooms are quite big, the ktichen doesn’t have quite enough cupboards. The 10 foot ceilings are pretty neat.  The bathroom is really tiny but at least there is a good shower head which goes a long way in my books.  Oh, and I had mentioned a few posts ago that our landlords were making us pay for our laundry but we have since talked to them about it and they agreed that they had not made it clear at all that laundry would be extra and it had, in fact, been implied by their ad that it was included. So they have given us permission to jack open the coin-operated-slot-thingy so that we can do our laundry for free.  Also, the lockbox on the thermostat turned out to be something that was there when our landlords bought the house and they hadn’t intended to leave it locked on us. So we have access to that.  I am very happy that they are being accommodating.  It is making me feel much less stressed out.

On my first morning in London I had a definite agenda.  We needed groceries. None of our canned/dry food was unpacked and my husband had been existing on the food he was given at school (some meals were included that first week) and basically a carton of orange juice and a pack of oatmeal cookies.  So off I go to the nearby Superstore thinking “Fantastic!  I’ll stock up at a place that will be fairly familiar!” 

Who knew Ontario is like a totally different country? 

There were things that I just could not find, for the life of me.  Boxes of frozen chicken breasts, large (20 pound) bags of potatoes, apple juice in something other than a big tin can. Yes, a tin can.  That’s practical.  Just haul out ye old can opener and let ‘er rip!  They don’t have those nice 1L tetra packs that we have in Saskatchewan.

And, of course, the crowning glory…Milk. In. A. Bag.  Yes, you read right. In a bag.  I’m trying not to be too judgmental here, but seriously? In a bag?  Who on earth thinks this is a good idea?  They do have regular cartons (which, by the way have those round spouts in the top where you have to unscrew the lid. Like maybe Ontarians can’t open a carton and use the spout the way the carton was designed to be used) but if you want a 4L you have to buy a pack of 3 of these bags which add up to 4L.  But if you wanted your milk in 1L increments why the hell wouldn’t you just by one or two litre cartons???  And there are special little pitchers you must buy to use the milk bags that are just the right size. But I refused to be part of this milk-bag nonsense. So I just used a pitcher I had at home (see picture above).  It doesn’t pour well.  I really just think this is a dumb idea. But I have been told by a number of people that your can actually get 4L jugs at some of the little corner stores, of which there are a LOT of around here. There are is one 2 blocks east of us. one that is one block east of us and one that is two blocks west of us.  I am skeptical that people actually use these enough to keep them in business but I am told that these stores sometimes have better prices on some grocery items than the big stores. In Saskatoon I only went to my local corner store if I was in a real bind for time because you basically have to sell your firstborn child to buy a carton of eggs and a loaf of bread. 

Anyway, back to the Superstore saga…did I mention that this little shopping trip took place on a Saturday?  Yes, I am possibly the most retarded person who ever lived.  I paid to walk through the maze of busy people, most of whom probably hold full time jobs (hence the weekend grocery shopping) who are in a hurry to get this done so they can make the most of their weekend.  It was insane.  There were cranky kids everywhere, my cart included.  I had totally forgotten it was Saturday and I am unlikely to make that mistake again.  If I do, someone should put me in a straight-jacket because I have clearly lost my grip on reality. 

But we did make it out of the store with some food.  I have been able to cook in my kitchen.  Superstore and I are taking a break from each other.  Maybe I will go back on a week day some time and see if we can come to an amicable arrangement.

It turns out that the neighborhood we live in is kind of the “ghetto”.  I really don’t think we would have chosen to live here if we had been in the city when we were searching for a place.   I thought the house looked really different, with lots of character (there’s that dirty c-word again) when I saw pictures of it. It turns out that it looks almost exactly like every other house in the area.  They are all old and many of them are rentals, exactly like ours.  They are divided into a basement suite, a main floor suite, and an upper suite, just like ours is.  They are all brick.  They all have front porches, they all have stained glass windows above their living room picture window.  It’s just like houses in the new neighborhoods all have their garage out in front.  But I guess that’s just the nature of humans.  Houses in a neighborhood get built at the same time and everyone wants to build what is “in fashion” at the time.  This pictures is actually a couple blocks from our place.  Some of the houses and yards are owner occupied and some are rentals. Some are very well kept and others aren’t.  Same as just about any neighborhood I suppose. 

Our next door neighbours own their house and have turned out to be quite nice which is a pleasant surprise.  In just a few days I have talked to them more than I talked to our neighbors in the three years we lived at our last house. In fact, I’m not sure I ever even saw the neighbors at our last house.  These people are outside a lot and have been over to visit and are just so friendly. I’m really appreciating that. At least I have someone to ask where I can find things. They also have an 18 month old daughter who thinks our yard is pretty much Disneyland, what with the slide and other toys.  So the kids will probably get along well.  The neighbors also own a dog. I’m thinking our kids will have to get over their fear of dogs by the end of this year. The dog is kept in their yard but she makes her presence known from time to time.  Either the kids will get used to big dogs or they’re going to need a hell of a lot of therapy.  I’ll let you know how that goes. 

Another interesting difference about London is that there are squirrels EVERYWHERE!!!  They are running across the streets and along porches and up trees and through the garbage (which is front curb pick up…don’t get me started on that!). It never occurred to me that Avery had never actually seen a squirrel until she flipped out the first day because she saw the biggest BUG she’d ever witnessed and this is on top of the fact that she’s currently cultivating a debilitating phobia of all insect life.  I thought she would lose her mind.  She seems to have gotten used to the squirrels and has relaxed since we explained that they are not classified as bugs. 

Despite all this she has still been willing to play in the backyard and go to the park which is only 3 blocks from our house.  Kieran enjoys the wagon ride and trying to eat grass and dandylions and sticks.  And I only had to stop about 59 times in the three blocks to put his hat back on his head.

 

 

Kieran has recently mastered the skill of pulling himself up to a standing position which, although cute, has become a bit of a nuisance.  If he is not basically asleep when I put him into his crib for a nap he stands up and wails forever.  He might as well have his tin cup to rattle against the crib rails.  This whole sleep thing continues to elude us.  What can I say?  It sucks.  You all know how much fun being tired is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So that is our life up to the present. I will post pictures of our place once we are finished unpacking and organized.  I know this has been long. Thanks for reading!  Hopefully there will be more interesting posts in the future as I experience the real culture of Southern Ontario.  The biggest thing I’ve noticed so far is the goofy accent.  My Ontario name is “Shee-yannon”. 

So y’all, this is Shee-yannon signing off from the hot and humid city of London!

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