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Dear Hubby

The hubby’s iPad2 arrived in the mail today. He has been anxiously tracking it’s progress to our home online for the past week and the cruel consequence of him being the breadwinner in our family is that he is at work and I am at home when it was delivered. Oh, the world is an unfair place!!!

Emails I have considered sending to him today:

Dear Hubby,

Your iPad arrived. Is it supposed to look like this?

Love,
Shannon

 

Dear Hubby,

You said the bathroom renovations would be done by Easter. I think we can do better than that, don’t you? Btw, your iPad arrived. I’m holding it hostage until the bathroom is functional.

Love,
Shannon

 

Dear Hubby,

Your iPad arrived today! I’m smearing it in peanut butter. I hope you know where your EpiPen is!

Love,
Shannon

 

Dear Hubby,

I let the kids try out your iPad and there was…an incident. Is there some kind of warranty?

Love,
Shannon

I have been teasing him about what I might do with his iPad since he ordered it and now that the day is finally here I am just overwhelmed with the possibilities!

No, in truth, I can’t keep the hardworking and wonderful man in my life from his favourite toys. Especially considering how hard he has been working on our home renos.  Apple will have a hard time finding a more devoted fan of their products.

2 Responses

  1. Caroline Says:

    Shannon what can one say, you are hilarious. You actually put into writing what so many others are often thinking, well sort of thinking. Not quite as creative and warped as you.

  2. Lori Says:

    Shannon, very well said! My Son Robert is Apple Fan #1 in Manitoba. He is so disgusted that we have only PC crap. Everytime the computer crashes it is his cue to say, “What do you expect if you don’t buy Apple?” as he wanders by with his iPod touch.