Ever have one of those nightmares where someone says “Hey! Is that your kid up there?” and you look over and your child is doing something incredibly dangerous and stupid?Me either.*

*I realize she isn’t that high. This is a recreation of actual events and she is only as high as I would let her climb for the purposes of a blog post photo. In reality, my kid was about her body’s length from the flag when I was alerted to the situation. OMG!