Nov 29

Dear Technology in general and computers in my home in particular,

Stop being such assholes.

Yours truly,
Shannon

PS-I mean, you know I can’t just leave it at that. I’d like to, but I can’t. Where the hell do you get off acting like such mother-effing little bastards all the time? Everything from ipods to blackberrys to laptops to the apple tv all work perfectly for the hubby. I know each of you little bastards wait to pull the “restart me” shit when I’m at the wheel, but knowing it doesn’t make me hate you any less. I can’t even say how many times I’ve had to call the hubby, whining that I can’t get a movie playing for the kids, and I follow his instructions perfectly, only to be thwarted by your diabolical tripwires of what must be on and what must be off and what must be pointed just so and which effing remote to use and when item A and item B are on at the same time then item C needs to be off and then both A and B must be restarted. Seriously? How come the hubby never has to restart one of your ever-loving evil little asses?

I’m not dumb. Well, at least I’m smart enough to follow the same procedure multiple times.  But I am on to your little scheme. When the hubby is downstairs and I follow his instructions precisely and whatever electronic device or computer program I am using absolutely refuses to work – until the hubby starts coming up the stairs, at which point they magically spring to life…well lets just say you could be a little less obvious. We all KNOW the hubby is the computer whisperer. I don’t need you to rub it in.

We couldn’t just have a fracking dvd player like every other family…

In closing…stop being such assholes.

Nov 27

Things that have been making me feel good lately:

  • Some lovely quotes…

To laugh often, to win the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of fast friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch…to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. -Emerson

“When it comes to understanding others,” I said, “we rarely tax our imaginations.” - Lawrence Hill (in The Book of Negroes)

  • Tim Minchin…

  • Homemade caramel corn from Buns In My Oven which is possibly the best thing to happen to me since…well, it’s possibly the best thing to happen to me ever. (Sorry, the hubby.)
  • The fact that our public library system is about to get rid of late fees on children’s books ENTIRELY. Suckers! Ah-hem…I mean…I will definitely continue to conscientiously return our books on time.
Nov 22

I’ve been back from my trip for a few days now and I can’t decide if it feels like I never left or if I’ve been ruined for normal life forever. I’ll tell you this, traveling alone is a pleasure that may only be fully appreciated by parents of small children or others who spend their days being responsible for Very Demanding People. Maybe I came off as antisocial but I didn’t care at all because I was ALONE! And I read a book and ate my snacks and enjoyed every single minute of my aloneness.

Visiting my friend and her son was a real pleasure, too, of course!

And what was my poor, abandoned family doing while I was living it up traveling and having some quality girl-talk? Did my babies miss me? In a word: NO. In fact, they had so much fun that by two days after my departure they were asking their father why they don’t have this much fun when mommy is around?

Ahem.

There is nothing to be done but for me to take more frequent sabbaticals so that my darlings can experience more joy in life. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for the good of my offspring. I’m giving like that

Nov 15

Once again it’s World Diabetes Day and while I’m not big on “causes” this cause is close to my heart as diabetes is part of my life. I’m not going to write a lot about what today means to me because I’ve written about it the last few November 14ths. You can read about it here and here and here.

Nov 12

I have all these things I want to post about but all I can think about today is that I’M GOING ON A TRIP Y’ALL! Just me. Alone. No husband. More notably, NO KIDS! It’s my first overnight trip away from Kieran who is 3 and a half years old – in other words PAR-TAY!!! I’m going to visit my BFF and her husband and their totally delicious six month old baby who I haven’t yet had the chance to nom on in person. To say I’m excited would be the understatement of the year!

I’m not sure I remember how to just sit on a plane and entertain only myself. I only have to take MYSELF to the bathroom! I only have to keep track of MY OWN bags! I only have to talk to and think about and worry about MYSELF for 2 blissful flights! I’m going to have to remind myself not to lean over and change the tv channels or offer snacks or wipe the faces of my fellow passengers. Maybe I’ll be lucky and have a row to myself.

If you happen to be flying in Western Canada tonight and you hear someone giggling madly or sighing ecstatically, it might just be me.

Nov 9

Since we’ve been out of Canada Kids CBC has undergone some kind of makeover and now has a new host, and a bunch of new muppet-type characters, one of which is this…um…creature. Meet “Mamma Yamma”:

I’m sorry but is it just me or does that not look like a big ol’ turd? Maybe it does also look like a yam, which I assume is where the “Yamma” part comes from, but whether she’s a yam or a steaming heap of poo, there can be only one verdict: WORST. MUPPET. EVER.

Who are they kidding trying to make an adorable yam? Yams are not, nor will they ever be, cute or sexy. Delicious, yes. Loveable? No.

Also? They spelled “Mama” wrong. CBC, I could not be more disappointed!

Nov 6

Our last two Halloweens took place in much warmer climates – at least October 31st was much warmer than it typically is in Saskatchewan. So it was a bit of a shock to have to bundle up with parkas and mitts etc. so that we didn’t get frostbite this Halloween.

Still, I don’t think it dampened the rush of coming home with gigantic buckets full of candy!

Yes, he’s growling. :)

Nov 5

So here we are, just two months after rolling out of Boston for good and I can’t believe we lived there for over a year. As always, the last couple of months before the move have flew by faster than we imagined possible. And after moving home and getting settled, I can’t believe how much I actually miss the East Coast. More than I ever thought I would. So here, in nor particular order, are the things I’ll miss and the things I won’t miss about living in Boston…

Things I’ll miss:

1. The old. The history of the area, the interesting things that happened there and the fascinating people who made them happen. The amazing architecture and the buildings that have seen centuries of use and places where generations have walked.

2. The new. I have never, not even once, claimed to be a big-city girl. But it turns out the city can grow on you and that it has a lot to offer. There is always something different to do and see. Festivals, museums, concerts and a different park to walk in or place to visit every day of the week.

3. The beach. It shouldn’t come as a surprise, I miss the ocean. I had completely underestimated the restorative effects of a fabulous view on the human psyche.  The sound of the waves on the shore at night, the smell of the sea air (which I thought I would NEVER get used to!), just staring out at the ocean. I can’t express how much I miss it!

4. Our backyard community. We lived in one of four townhouse style units that shared a backyard. At first I thought it would be awkward to go into the yard and know that our neighbours had a clear view of us or to go outside and find them already there. But the reality was that it was a wonderful social atmosphere. Our kids adored having playmates that were easily accessible. I loved that they had a huge yard to play in, which was extremely rare where we were living. And the fact that there was almost always someone to visit with was good for me, particularly in the early days when I was feeling kind of isolated. It was also a pleasure to share yardwork, gardening and other outdoor activities with our fantastic neighbours.

5. Cheap shopping. Food, clothes, books, need I say more?

6. The people. Amazing people. Really interesting and wonderful people and a few friends I hope to keep for a lifetime.

7. The Boston accent. It felt so strange and foreign when we first got there but now I will always think of it with fondness and hearing people with the same accent will make me miss our Boston people.

8. The diversity. Another benefit of the big city, especially one with sooo many universities (like 80 something universities in the greater Boston area) is the huge variety of people you have the opportunity to meet. It’s awesome to be exposed to so many different cultures in something as generic as a trip to the park or the grocery store.

9. Public transit. We loved riding the subway! In a few months I went from being totally intimidated by the T system to embracing it completely. We never drove into the city. We could easily walk to the subway and be in town in ten or fifteen minutes. It was convenient and inexpensive and we got a lot more exercise as well as feeling good about not driving so much.  The big city i much more conducive to a fantastic transit system.

Things I won’t miss:

1. Traffic. Not so much that there are lots of cars, although there ARE. But also that it takes so long to get places. When you meet new people it frequently happens that you easily live 60 minutes or more (sometimes MUCH more) from each other. This makes it really hard to invite someone over for casual drinks and to create opportunities to get to know new people.

2. Being far away from our family, friends and country of citizenship. It was just way too far from family. Even though we don’t currently live in the same city as most of our family members, we are much closer than we were. And it’s surprising how much closer you feel just by being in the same country.  As for our country of citizenship, we genuinely missed being able to participate in our country’s systems and processes. We missed the big and little things. It’s a strange thing to be living in a society where you hold no status (in terms of voting etc.). It’s a little disconcerting.

3. The lack of universal healthcare. I think my posts from our first summer in Boston adequately sum up the frustration of trying to get set up in a very different medical system. I am so glad to once again be able to go to the doctor without having to pay for the visit and to know that I can get prescriptions and medications easily and for a much lower price.  I feel much safer, medically speaking, in Canada. Even though H1N1 seems to be running rampant where I’m living. :)

Before our one year adventure Boston wouldn’t have made our top ten list of places to visit. In fact, it didn’t register at all! But now I can’t say enough about what an amazing place it is to visit and I constantly surprise myself with how much I miss being there.

Goodbye Boston. We’ll miss you!