Since I’ve spent a lot of time in these posts talking about how America is different from Canada I thought it was only fair that I talk about how Canada is different than America. Here are some random facts that many Americans have seemed surprised to learn about our home and native land:
1. Canadians don’t all speak  French despite the fact that it’s one of our official languages.  Most of us who grew up in Canada have some very basic vocabulary and conversational skills but are definitely not fluent. You want fluent? Go to Ottawa (capital city of Canada) or Quebec (the province with the highest population of French-speaking citizens).Â
2. It is not actually brutally cold in winter in all parts of Canada. Where I’m from is definitely super cold. But it kind of annoys me when people say “Oh, you’re from Canada? You must be used to the cold!”. Cold is still cold! But. Some parts of Canada (read: the west coast) have very mild winters with little to no snow. It’s no California but it’s a lot nicer than many parts of the USA.
3. We really do have free healthcare (where free equals our taxes are higher to pay for our free healthcare – but most of us think it’s absolutely worth it).
4. Women get a whole year off for maternity leave.Â
5. Canadians recognize/celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day, Veteran’s Day (we call it Remembrance Day) and many of the same long weekend holidays (although some of those are for different things, though they are on the same dates).
6. Officially, Canadians use the metric system but almost anyone you talk to off the street measures their height in feet and inches and their weight in pounds.
7. Canadians aren’t necessarily ALL hockey fans. At all.
8. We don’t necessarily have an accent that gives us away (ok, unless you’re a Newfie). At least no one has asked our family if we are Canadian and when told our nationality, many have responded with “Really? You don’t have an accent at all!”
9. Canadians implicitly trust our gov’t (generally speaking) and our media doesn’t make a big deal of their sex lives or personal history. I’m pretty sure the current Prime Minister has a couple of kids but their genders and ages are not something that has been in the media spotlight.
10. Saskatchewan is not near Calgary (seven hours away), Vancouver (17 hours), or Toronto (30 hours). It is a province. It is located here.
11. Canadian-made beer has a higher alcohol content than American-made beer. Yeah. We’re badass.
May 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
RE: point number 1. It is also an interesting fact that there is only 1 officially bilingual province and it is New Brunswick. And much more of the population east of Quebec is more bilingual than us Westerners!
Better yet re: #3… Canadians have no idea how much anything costs. I had a c-section: no idea how much that cost. Regular birth: again, no idea. That. rocks.
And YAY! for #4. Almost makes me want another baby.
May 4th, 2009 at 6:38 am
re: #5
My friend was in NYC during Remembrance Day and really missed seeing the Poppies. Have you posted on that before?
May 4th, 2009 at 11:24 am
and you moved here becaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuzzzzz??????
You must not like yoursleves very much. For the government and the healthcare alone I’d stay!!!
America is so fraked up right now…
Almost makes me want to pack up the wife and kid and head back to Germany…almost.
May 4th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
One word. Badass. Well done.
May 6th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Canada sounds like a cool place to live. I would seriously consider moving there, but Cleatus is all “yay America” and stuff. Stupid patriotic husband.
May 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Totally overrated!
American patriotism…not your husband…;)
May 21st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I got to your blog from alonther adoption blog. I am a Canadain (and adoptive mom of 4, 2 from Ethiopia) and we are from Calgary, about to move to Florida. Your post was very timely for me! I had a laugh over a few of the iteems. Yes, we do like to celebrate our holidays, don’t we!
good luck to you!