I’m playing Inside the Blogger’s Studio with Beth from So the Fish Said. Below are the questions she offered up for her readers to answer. If you want to play, follow these instructions and I’ll (eventually) send you some questions to answer on your blog.

The rules:

1. Leave me a comment saying you want to be interviewed. 
2. I’ll email you five questions of my choosing.
3. You update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. They will answer these questions. If they don’t, you can post naked pictures of them on the internet. (I can help with the Photoshopping.)

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1.  Remember the movie Brewster’s Millions? That happens to you, except on a smaller scale.  You receive a million dollars that you must spend in 30 days.  However, you cannot have any assets to show for the money at the end of the month (and you can’t buy something and then destroy it), you cannot waste the money, you cannot give it away, and you cannot tell anyone what you are doing.  How do you ditch the dough in a month or less?

• I’d lie. I’d lie and tell family and friends that I won some kind of contest or lottery and spend the money on travelling in style for the duration of the month and taking as many of the people I love along with me as I could.

2.  You are locked in a toy store overnight, with no way out until it reopens in the morning.  What do you play with all night?

• Am I a child in this scenario? Because as an adult I could see myself getting bored kind of fast.  If I was a kid I would have been all over the dolls, barbies, and dress up clothes. Probably paper dolls, stuffed animals and books, too. I was a girly girl. As an adult, I’d build a huge pile of stuffed animals and go to sleep. Because at least I’d be guaranteed an uninterrupted night’s sleep!

3.  If you could have a dinner party with any three famous people, living or dead, you would be wasting your supernatural powers on hosting dinner parties.  What would you do instead?

• My super powers would likely involve cleaning my house without lifting a finger. Because the world would be a better place if my toilets were less grungy and if I didn’t hear crunching when I walk across my floors.

4.  What’s the best thing since sliced bread?  Now, sliced bread ain’t all that impressive, so what’s the best mediocre, hum-drum improvement or advancement that has made modern life just ever so slightly more convenient for humanity, along the lines of saving yourself five seconds every time you want a piece of bread.

• I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Dustbusters. Dustbusters are absolutely the best thing since sliced bread!

5.  What’s your best quality?  The response to this question must be a simple declarative statement.  You may elaborate on that statement, provided that your elaboration does not include the words “but,” “however,” or “although,” or any other hedging, equivocating, back-sliding, gerrymandering (which is not at all appropriate in this context, but I think it should be, don’t you?) or any other type of backing down from the simple declarative statement with which you began your response.

• It’s hard to say. I think my best quality is loyalty. I work hard to maintain friendships and I am devoted to the people with whom I have good relationships. I am caring and encouraging and invest my time and energy in my close relationships. (Oooh it’s hard not to add ‘but” or ‘although’!!!)