Knock-Knock Jokes With a Two Year Old

Daddy: Knock knock

Kieran: YES.

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D: Knock knock

K: Who der?

D: Banana!

K: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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K: Knock knock

D: Who’s there?

K: Orange

D: Orange who?

K: YEAH!

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K: Knock knock

D: Who’s there?

K: Um…… baby?

D: Baby who?

K: AHAHAHAAHA!

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D: Knock knock

K: Who der?

D: Boo

K: Boo who?

D: Don’t cry it’s only a joke!

K: ……?

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4 Responses

  1. Julia Says:

    Haha. That’s so cute. I guess at 2 Kieran’s just a little too young to get it. Maybe Avery can teach him? ;)

  2. Greg B Says:

    Haha, funny how life transcends location: Our kids are loving the knock-knock jokes right now too.

    And always with the “orange”.

    So I had to tell them the one with “horsep”

    Yes, I’m 12.

  3. Paul Morgun Says:

    Thats very funny, Sasha and Noah constantly tell the knock knock joke with a banana and laugh their heads off! Ha, small world of child jokes…

  4. Susan Says:

    Lucy’s punchline always involved something in a tree with an orange and a rocket ship. Who knew the concept of knock knock jokes was so infernally sophisticated?

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