We post pictures of our kids and pretend that they weren’t total monsters when we tried to take their pictures and that they didn’t run around like wild animals on the sidewalks while we worried that they were about to tear off into the street and be hit by a car. And we don’t say anything about how we kind of wanted to throw their candy into the fireplace with a lit match because they were losing their minds with all the sugar and staying up late.
And then we take pictures of the mutha-effin’ GIANT FREAKING CHOCOLATE BARS that our neighbours gave out because they are THE BEST NEIGHBOURS EVER!
November 1st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Dude, they handed out the big candy bars? They are totally selling drugs.
November 1st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
You make an excellent point.
November 1st, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Burn the candy? My god, what would I eat for the next two weeks? VEGETABLES?!
November 2nd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
REAL candy bars??
Wow..even the rich folks we hit up did not do that..though one did have SWISS chocolate..which was yummy.
November 2nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
While I am appropriately awed by the largeness of the Hershey’s Bars I have to ask WHAT THE EFF IS UP WITH ALL THE HERSHEY’S BARS? My kids got more Hershey’s bars than anything else, and HERSHEY’s BARS ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE. What child wants PLAIN CHOCOLATE I ask you? Seriously. Where are the damn Reese’s?
November 2nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Also, you have a big ad at the top of your page. Where did that come from? Is it new? Have I just never noticed it? Who is your ad company?
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I just set up my BlogHer ads today. I totally drank the koolaid. Wheee!
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
the pics of the kids are sooo cute!!
November 4th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
SWEET!! Literally!