Jun 6

Ok, maybe y’all misunderstood me. When I asked you to enlighten me on the cultural differences between Canadians and Americans I wasn’t joking! I really want to know what you all have experienced. I’m left to speculating as to why no one is sharing. Either a) you think I’m lame and are boycotting my LAME lameness by not commenting, or b) you can’t think of any way to say what you want to say about Canadians/Americans without violating my “play nice and no insults” rule, or c) there ARE no discernible differences between the two countries (and I really don’t think that is the case).

So I’m asking nicely now. Please share your wisdom! This blog is all about shades of gray so I’m sure we can find ways to share observations without judging the citizens of entire nations. Don’t make me start calling on individual names, because I can and I will!

Also, one more thing…I am more than a little concerned about one particular American custom. I understand that the majority of Americans wear their shoes in their (and other people’s) homes. I am getting a bit uptight about the idea of footwear! in the house! I have SO MANY QUESTIONS about this very foreign (to me) practice. Like what do people do in poor weather? Do they just wipe their shoes the best they can and then go in? Do they stay off carpet? Do they have “indoor shoes”. Don’t they sell slippers in America? Will I be shunned or thought of as rude or bizarre if I ask people to remove their shoes in my house? Will people be offended if I remove my shoes when I go to their homes?

This post over at Notes to Self got me thinking about the whole thing and I posted my questions as a comment. I was interested by a few different responses. Kyran (who authors the blog) suggested that “…In the South, some people have a stigma about going shoeless, because it is associated with poverty (think “barefoot hillbilly”)”. Another commenter posted that, having always worn shoes indoors, bare feet seemed kind of intimate to him and that he would feel very uncomfortable with the no shoe scenario.  Upon reflection, this does make sense to me. It’s all about what you’re used to.

Personally, I would feel like I was being very disrespectful by wearing shoes in another person’s home. But I can understand how another person with the opposite experience would feel “naked” without their shoes.  Now my concern is how to navigate this world of “shoe etiquette”. Several other Notes to Self commenters, coming from a variety of places and experiences, said they had felt that it wasn’t usually a big problem, so long as you asked politely.

I’m thinking perhaps I can write my “shoes-off-in-the-house policy” as an endearing Canadian quirk. What do you think, internets?

Jun 5

A mosaic that represents me. Well, kinda.  The pictures I wanted to select were always copyrighted. Doh!

The concept:
1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
2. Using only the first page of results, and pick one image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab’s Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.

The questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food? right now?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favourite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favourite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. What is one word that describes you?
12. What is your flickr name?

Got this from Schmutzie.

Jun 4

Number of different homes we’ve slept in since Thursday: 4

Number of kilometers driven since Friday: 2, 386

Number of minutes it took for Avery to ask if we are “there yet?”: 5

Number of times Avery asked if we are “there yet”: 1498

Number of birthday cakes Kieran had on his birthday: 2

Number of items loaded into our moving van: 234

Number of men who loaded our belongings onto the moving van: 2

Number of men who loaded our belongings onto the moving van while drunk: 1

Number of complaint letters written about said drunk worker: 1

Number of naps taken by kids while driving in the car: not enough

Number of times we were warned about roaming moose on the road in Ontario: 28

Number of actual moose sighted: 0

Number of dollars Ontario spent on maintaining their highways in the past year: $2.50

Number of times we thought we were finally getting pulled over for speeding: 12

Number of actual speeding tickets: 0

Number of topics to argue about while confined in a car with one’s family for hours at a time: there isn’t a number big enough

It’s been a hectic week for us but we managed to finish our packing and get all of our possessions loaded onto a moving truck and put into storage until such time as we have an address in Boston to have them delivered. We have driven across every. single. inch. of Ontario, with a brief stay up north and are now in Manitoba, spending time with my family.

I’d love to write something clever and witty but…I got nothing.  Still catching up from the trauma that is a week of almost no sleep, followed by 27 hours in a car with a 4 and 2 year old who are both currently nursing “summer colds”.  So let me just share a list that I compiled during our long trip:

A Brief List of Things That My Husband and I Can Argue About On Car Trips (just in case we run out of ideas)

-what radio station to listen to
-whether the volume is too loud or too soft
-whether the kids can watch (another) dvd
-which dvd the kids should watch
-if the windows can or should be down
-when to stop for breakfast/lunch/dinner
-where to stop for breakfast/lunch/dinner
-how long to stop for breakfast/lunch/dinner
-how fast we are driving
-how fast we should be driving
-how much the speeding ticket would be if we got pulled over right now
-how cold (or hot) it is in the car
-about the operation of our new GPS
-about my husband trying to operate the GPS while driving
-about which “voice” to choose for the GPS to use for guiding us to our destination (the female American voice or the male British voice)
-about the passenger not paying enough attention to/occupying the kids
-about where the damn power cords are for all the damn electronics we brought along
-about why we felt the need to bring so many damn electronic items along
-about whether our son needs to wear a hat so as not to get a sunburn through the car window (which was closed)
-whether the kids can have another snack
-what the kids can have for said snack
-about cleaning all the crumbs/shrapnel from aforementioned snack
-about the fact that we didn’t get enough water/juice to hold us over until the next stop
-how long Avery can wait after her first announcement that she has to pee
-about the meanings of words
-about our plans for moving/buying a house/life in Cambridge

…and oh my the list could go on and on and on. Isn’t family togetherness a *blessing*?  I think we were all just a touch past cranky this trip and it was a bit hard on everyone.  But I promise you, no one was harmed in the making of this family vacation.

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