the brave little toaster

I am so achy today that it hurt to take a shower!  The drops hitting my body actually hurt.  Dammit.  I turned the spray down as gentle as possible and the heat up high and it was better. But still.  A cold that takes away the pleasure of a hot shower has been forged in the depths of hell itself.

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It came to pass that we now own a toy toaster.  And the children began fighting over the toaster as soon as it was removed from the packaging.  I began to hear things like “Kieran won’t let me have my turn on the toaster!” as though it is a pony or a bicycle.  This is not something I ever imagined when I thought of what it would be like to be a parent.

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  1. jessica Says:

    Today my kids fought over the tie to my bathrobe. They fought over a piece of fabric when there are millions of toys in the basement that never get played with… sigh…

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