And we’re back at it again!  Kieran is next in our lineup of puking preschoolers, upchucking a lovely little number all over my shirt today.  Thanks for that, big guy! Way to give your all! Literally.

I’m trying to whine in an upbeat, positive way so that y’all will not stop coming here because all I ever do is complain about my sick kids.  But seriously, karma? They weren’t kidding when they said she was a bitch. I just wish I knew what I had done.  I’m feeling a little woozy and I honestly can’t tell if it’s just my hypochondria making itself known or the fact that I’ve cleaned up vomit six out of the last seven days and it makes me want to throw up myself. I mentioned bathing with bleach the other day but I’m on the verge of drinking it, just to ensure any germs in my system are really gone. I hope you can’t OD on Cold FX.