For tomorrow’s paper

Infant, aged seven months, free to good any home.  Eats heartily occasionally, sleeps through the night from time to time, friendly cranky disposition, never frequently bites, potty-trained craps himself every ten minutes.

Any takers?

5 Responses

  1. anonymous Says:

    Me, Me, Me… Pick me, Pick me, Pick me!
    ks

  2. livinginthegray Says:

    ;)

  3. anonymous Says:

    When can I pick up?

  4. anonymous Says:

    Would you accept a 3 year old for your infant?

    -jessica

  5. livinginthegray Says:

    Does he eat and sleep? If so, then absolutely!

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