Dear GMC Sierra Owner

Dear Dude with the big mother-effin truck GMC Sierra Owner

If you insist on parking your massively ridiculous truck so close to a car that a caterpillar couldn’t pass through without going on a diet, you should check to see that there are no INFANT CARRIER SEATS on the side closest to your vehicle. If there are carseats you can expect to have dings in the side of your truck as there is no way for me to get the baby carrier back into my car without opening my door into your truck.

Hugs and Kisses,
A mother on a mission.

One Response

  1. anonymous Says:

    Don’t you know GMC Sierras are the most fuel-efficient vehicles on the road? They are too nice to scratch. The drivers are awesome. Therefore, the proper thing to do is put Kieran in the snow and exhaust fumes, pull your car out into the road, leave your toddler alone in a running vehicle, then open the door to get the baby in.
    -J.B.

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