The practical benefits of changing religions

As I was trudging from my car to the University yesterday evening, against a bitterly cold wind, I was reflecting that if I were Muslim i would be wearing one of those nifty head-scarf things which would be keeping me much warmer. Maybe Saskatchewan should invent their own religion with its own dress code. After all, we all suffer the violent tyranny of the gods of winter anyway. When I think about it we already do have a dress code. It usually invovles hats, scarves, mittens and snow shovels. I guess that makes me some kind of insurgent. Rebelling against the status quo. Look a me go. Look at me freezing to death!

3 Responses

  1. anonymous Says:

    another fashion victim!!! big boots go good with everything i Say.

    paul

  2. livinginthegray Says:

    I am a victim of pregnancy. I’m too fat for my winter jacket and the less things I have to carry on my person, the better. The peripherals of proper winter dressing are casualties in this case.

  3. melaniemaryjane Says:

    Being too fat for your coat is not the point - this is your head we’re talking about - which isn’t fat.

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