So I threw up this morning. Sorry, was that TMI? And I did it so violently that I burst all the little blood vessels around my eyes. I feel like a walking horror movie. It’s really not all that bad. It just looks like a bunch of tiny red spots on my skin on my eyelids and under my eyes. But seriously, who would sign up for this? I think this whole pregnancy thing could have a much better marketing campaign.
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November 5th, 2005 at 5:19 pm
The part about your blood vessels reminds me of this one time when Ryan was really hung over. We had planned to go to the dump that day with a bunch of yard waste because we rented a truck to take it. I had to pack most of the stuff onto the truck myself, and when we left we stopped at a cash machine on Central Ave. While I was getting cash he drank some water - so we had to go back home again so he could barf. When he was all done he had red specks all around his eyes like you’re describing. I have barfed my fair share from being hungover (on the street, in the tub, and in the kitchen sink), but never have my eye sockets looked polka-dotted and puffy like his did that day. Moral of story - if Ryan gets pregnant he might get polka-dot puffy eye sockets - and I don’t think I will - so it is a good thing he’s not going to have the babies.
November 6th, 2005 at 10:16 am
Does that mean that Colin should have gotten pregnant?