Sing country songs buck naked to the PTA or come across your “art” photos on a porn site?
-I’d have to say the porn site, simply because the people who would see it would probably not be people I know, and even if I did know them, they’d likely not want to admit to seeing them. I’d never be able to live down the PTA thing.
Have a biker gang for neighbors or five chatty Chihuahuas within barking distance?
-Hmmm…the biker gang. They might be nice people and if they’re not you can call the cops on them. Chihuahuas are harder to get rid of because barking is just not illegal.
Be addicted to sniffing modeling glue or be addicted to huffing butane from Bic lighters?
-Glue. I wouldn’t look like a bad mother if I was buying it.
Lick a 9 volt battery or lick the bottom of your foot?
-Definitely my feet.
Ketchup soup or mustard soup?
-Gross. I pass.
Live in a great house in a place you don’t like or a bad house in a place you love?
-That’s a hard one. If it’s just the place (the city) that I don’t like then I guess I’d want to live in a great house. But if it’s the people I hate and I had no friends then i’d choose to live somewhere I love (as in, with people I love).
Spend a weekend at a spa or spend a weekend camping?
-As if this is even a question. I can’t imagine choosing anything but the SPA!!!
